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Friday, October 26, 2007

Not fraking again

Okay UN, shut up now.

Well, the UN has done it again, once more they have issued a "Final Wake Up Call." Really, this after so many that have come before. Didn't the Goracle already say that there was nothing more we could do?

Yes, yes he did. Though I don't think the Church of Global Warming would want you to hear that.

Thankfully Inhoffe has once again blasted them for me. That's right, Senator James Inhoffe of Oklahoma has once again told these idiots where to shove it, though I don't think their solar powered homes would work their.

Recently, the inane piece of Go-Se known as the "11th Hour," was made into a movie. It uses scare tactics that make An Inconvenient Truth and The Day After Tomorrow look like best case scenarios. Not to mention the fact that it is filled with pseudo-science of the worst kind.

Oh, and all of you Frak-tards who are pushing this go-se off on the kids? You are on my "Dead to Me" List. Maybe someone will you stop you from further poisoning these young children's minds.

Frak-tards.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Eco-Nuts caused Columbia to fail

This has not been widely reported, and is almost unknown, but it needs to be said. The Environmental groups active in Florida had petitioned the EPA to ban the use of CFC Insulation foam due to the irrational fears that we could affect the Ozone. Of course, if you stick around to read my upcoming report on the chlorine in Volcanoes, you will understand what I am talking about more.

Anyways, back to the foam. The previous foam had been used for years without a significant amount of foam falling off of the fuel tank. After the EPA came in and forced the change, the amount of foam falling off increased significantly, causing more and more scaring on the Thermal Tiles that are so important to the preservation of life for the astronauts on board.

Now, the question is thus. Do we go back to the old foam that might have had a small effect on the environment, or do we go with the new foam that has caused significant damage to the shuttle and has resulted in the loss of life.

Seeing as the Shuttle is going to be retired soon, I vote for the old foam. After all, the Shuttle is going to be necessary to build the Space Elevator. And that is going to be the most "Green" method of space travel available.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Dr. Gray, can I get an autograph? Your recent comment about how we are "Brainwashing our kids," has placed you among the top of my veritable pantheon of Heretical Scientists, and I would like to thank you wholeheartedly for making that absolutely astute comment.

For those of you who have never heard of Dr. William Gray, he is the man who has pioneered the way that we currently track and predict hurricanes. In 1952, he received a Bachelor of Science in Geography from George Washington University, and received a Masters of Science in Atmospherics seven years later at the University of Chicago. He is currently a Doctor of Geophysical Sciences. This man KNOWS what he is talking about.

In fact, his organization, the Tropical Meteorology Project at Colorado State University, Department of Atmospheric Sciences, has been the most accurate organization in terms of the accurate prediction of Hurricanes in both the Atlantic and Pacific.

According to Doctor Gray, a period of warming, driven by the amount of salt in the oceans, is soon going to come to an end, and lead us into a cool-off period that we can expect to see in the next "5 to 8 years."

Interesting how well this corresponds with what I have been saying about the effect that the solar radiation is going to have on the Earth's Climate in the upcoming years. Could they be related? I wonder...?

Keeping the Heresy

Friday, October 12, 2007

The Goracle Speaks

He is on C-Span 2 right now, and the bucket is by my chair.

Not even the Bloviator himself, Mr. Bill O'Reilly has the hot air to stand up to this old idiot.

And there he goes, sayign we need to act with "Great Urgency" on the Arctic "Problem" and how the "Alarms are ringing" in the minds of scientists.

Well, Mr. Goracle with your "If you want to go quickly, go alone, if you eant to go far, go in a group." I have my own African Proverb for you, "Don't test the waters with Both feet."

Thank the TRUE GOD that he kept that conference short.

Keeping the Heresy

The Understatement of the Year

Rush Limbaugh recently stated that the "Goracle's" win of the formerly prestigous Nobel Peace Prize has turned the Nobel Committee into "An absolute, 100% Joke." Mr. Limbaugh, I have never respected with you more than I do now.

And Sadly, it is an understatement. Much like the one that a British judge made when he stated that there where some "Inaccuracies" in the Goracle's movie.

Wow, inaccuracies. If you have been reading this blog, you will understand why I believe this.

The Judge made the following comments:

  • The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro evidence global warming. The Government's expert was forced to concede that this is not correct.
  • The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over 650,000 years. The Court found that the film was misleading: over that period the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature rises by 800-2000 years.
  • The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that it was "not possible" to attribute one-off events to global warming.
  • The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that this was not the case.
  • The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice. It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: in fact four polar bears drowned and this was because of a particularly violent storm.
  • The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream throwing Europe into an ice age: the Claimant's evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility.
  • The film blames global warming for species losses including coral reef bleaching. The Government could not find any evidence to support this claim.
  • The film suggests that the Greenland ice covering could melt causing sea levels to rise dangerously. The evidence is that Greenland will not melt for millennia.
  • The film suggests that the Antarctic ice covering is melting, the evidence was that it is in fact increasing.
  • The film suggests that sea levels could rise by 7m causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40cm over the next hundred years and that there is no such threat of massive migration.
  • The film claims that rising sea levels has caused the evacuation of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand. The Government are unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim.
On a lighter note, some viewer of C-Span 2 recently blamed the Tsunamis and the Bridge Collapse on Global Warming. Might want to get a Prior over there to teach them the truth. Oh wait... That is who probably told them that in the first place.

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